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Things I've Learned in 2004 2004-12-19 3:48 p.m.

NEVER EAT AFTER 6:PM.
NEVER DATE A MARRIED MAN.
NEVER GO MORE THEN 6 WEEKS BEFORE GETTING YOUR HAIR TRIMMED.
NEVER TURN DOWN OVER-TIME.
NEVER TURN DOWN A DATE WITH A BARTENDER.
NEVER FORGET TO PUT SHAVE MINIMIZING LOTION ON YOUR LEGS.
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE A TAN IN A BOX.
NEVER BELIEVE A GUY WHO DOESN'T KNOW YOUR LAST NAME.
NEVER PAY YOUR BILLS LATE.
NEVER BABYSIT A KIDS YOU DON'T LIKE.
NEVER LIE.
NEVER LET YOUR BEST FRIEND'S LOVE LIFE AFFECT YOU.
NEVER LET YOUR BEST FRIENDS BOYFRIEND HAVE YOUR CELL NUMBER.
NEVER GET WOKEN UP AT 4 IN THE MORNING BY YOUR BEST FRIEND'S BOYFRIEND TRYING TO LOCATE HER, LIKE YOU WOULD TELL HIM WHERE SHE WAS IF YOU KNEW.
NEVER DRINK LESS THAN A WHOLE GALLON OF WATER A DAY.

AND FINALLY, I SHOULD PRACTICE WHAT I PREACH:

NEVER WALK LESS THAN A MILE A DAY.

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